Had one of these before I stopped being cool.

Had one of these before I stopped being cool.

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tyleroakley:

I’m on the edge of my seat here.

(Source: crewnex)

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I shouldn’t be jealous. You aren’t even mine.
(via milkied)

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i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me

Ha

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dysphorism:

narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

i’m gonna go with a mosh pit

Perfect.

dysphorism:

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

i’m gonna go with a mosh pit

Perfect.

(Source: toueinc)

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